revelations

yes, at 2:43AM as it is now.. i have a revelation.
i am a pansy.

so i formulated this conclusion based on two observations.

1) the formidable encounter with the terrorizing cockroach in my living room!
(what on earth is a black flying cockroach with energizer energy doing on my living room walls at 2:43AM?!?!)
joy became a screaming freaked-out girl standing on a rolling chair with nothing but a soft pillow to arm her. and she declared WAR!!
with a little bit of difficulty at the beginning.
beacuse when i screamed for my doggie warriors, i realized they were sleeping at the back of the kitchen.
luckily the enemy decided to seek solace behind my piano then, and i made my way to the barracks and alerted my warriors of war.
i sent my brave soldiers out to the battlefield, where one watched gleefully while the other attempted to place its paw on the scurrying black entity.
after struggles and bloodshed (the enemy's) and warcries, victory was claimed.
my soldiers sat watch, while the enemy pretended to be dead by laying on its black shelled back.
thank God for stupidity, the enemy attempted to get up once it decided it was through playing dead.
AND. that was when our final battle was launched, and as of now, enemy appears dead for REAL.
hurray for the doggie warriors who i am eternally grateful for saving my life.

2) i did nothing at all.

with that, i shall adjourn to my bed for some duly needed rest.
good night!